Written by Mr. Mouseburger 4th Jun 2005
Silicon Valley has just been saved from sinking in to the Pacific Ocean and the arch villain of the piece, Max Zorin, becomes the first person to use an airship as a getaway vehicle.
Unfortunately for Max, hanging on to a mooring rope is the world’s greatest secret agent, James Bond. After a few minutes flapping, Bond manages to tether the rope against the Golden Gate Bridge (in San Francisco). This leads to Bond and Zorin having a rather precarious scuffle on one of the bridges cables. Zorin is armed with a fire axe; Bond with his wit and half hearted kung fu kicks.
Zorin's death is very disappointing, comprising of a strategic nudge, Zorin losing his balance and, after a suitable period of clinging on (for dramatic effect), falling into San Francisco bay.
Zorin slips off the cable......
.....and plunges into San Francisco bay